Tis The Season

Well everyone, tis the season to be jolly, generous to those who you can't stand, oh and to be scared out of your freakin skull, wanna know why? HOLIDAY DRIVERS *Insert Dramatic Music Piece Here" yep, you heard or read me, holiday drivers, worse then what my grandfather used to call Sunday drivers...Holiday Drivers are those clueless idiots who somehow magically forget how to drive (well now that we think about it, they never knew how to drive in the first place) especially when it rains "Its raining so I don't know how to drive 101" but anyway, these people who somehow were able to pass their road tests and acquire a drivers license are now on the roads which now means, be prepared for a road rage filled holiday shopping spree...oh and a good idea would be to hide your purchased items in your car, I tell you that People are so ridiculous they'll steal your car because they saw a roll of toilet paper in the bag seat of your car, that's how crazy they are, so my advice to you all would be to lock your car doors, hide your purchased belongings and quite possibly tint your windows...and when in your favorite store going shopping, be prepared to bring a pillow and possibly a sleeping bag, cause there will be that one annoying customer that'll most likely play 20 questions (more like 2,000) questions with the cashier...then you'll be in a fight with the woman or man next to you for those two for one Christmas socks you found...As I Said, Holiday Drivers and Shoppers are insane...and what can we do to fix it...either A...take away their licenses, 2...Online Shopping (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED) or C...deal with it

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