Black Friday Shoppers
I Know its been over a year or so since I've written something but this was an appropriate time to write something.
While people on Thanksgiving said how thankful they were for everything have, once the clock struck midnight, well....that all changed....People slept in parking lots of retail stores waiting for them to open even before dawn. Packed with pockets, wallets and pocket books full of cash and credit cards just itching to be used, They all run up to the closed doors of said retail stores. With maybe a security guard or two waiting to open the door for all these crazed shoppers, a nightmare will begin. With people literally charging in trampling over one another to get the "Black Friday Sale" no one knows when the madness will end. Somewhere along the early morning hours will be that one sale that says "10% off" of some really expensive purse, bag, wallet, ring, TV, DVD player, etc...And there will be a full scale Riot on who gets the 10% off item, be sure to bring your boxing gloves and also make sure your medical insurance is in check, because somewhere along the lines, someone will find the most idiotic reason to pick a fight with you or just shove you to the point where you get hurt, whether it be a minor cut or a severe laceration, its gonna hurt and your not gonna be a happy camper. I really do feel bad for anyone who works in the retail business and who has to wake up early in the morning to open the store they work in or even stand there and be stressed out by customers purchasing items the day AFTER the said they were thankful for everything....I find that to be a gigantic load of poppy cock and their excuses for "needing" to go Black Friday shopping suck harder then a whore in a wind tunnel. I Shall refer to these people as the Black Friday Shoppers....While these people are making lines out of their tents in parking lots, "Normal" people such as myself and many other people shall be sleeping and having a normal body clock instead of insanely disrupting it by waking up early to drive to these stores or sleeping in a parking lot. I have no intention of going Black Friday shopping nor will I ever have the intention, the last thing I want to do is be the witness of two shoppers brawling over the 2 for 1 socks that everyone missed and seem to be going gaga over. So in conclusion to this, I guess people who say their thankful for everything they have, aren't that thankful for everything if they have the oh so much desired urge to shop for more items on this day of sales. Have fun to all of those out there, Remember to lock your car doors cause there will be that person crazy enough to steal the roll of quilted toilet paper you purchased.
While people on Thanksgiving said how thankful they were for everything have, once the clock struck midnight, well....that all changed....People slept in parking lots of retail stores waiting for them to open even before dawn. Packed with pockets, wallets and pocket books full of cash and credit cards just itching to be used, They all run up to the closed doors of said retail stores. With maybe a security guard or two waiting to open the door for all these crazed shoppers, a nightmare will begin. With people literally charging in trampling over one another to get the "Black Friday Sale" no one knows when the madness will end. Somewhere along the early morning hours will be that one sale that says "10% off" of some really expensive purse, bag, wallet, ring, TV, DVD player, etc...And there will be a full scale Riot on who gets the 10% off item, be sure to bring your boxing gloves and also make sure your medical insurance is in check, because somewhere along the lines, someone will find the most idiotic reason to pick a fight with you or just shove you to the point where you get hurt, whether it be a minor cut or a severe laceration, its gonna hurt and your not gonna be a happy camper. I really do feel bad for anyone who works in the retail business and who has to wake up early in the morning to open the store they work in or even stand there and be stressed out by customers purchasing items the day AFTER the said they were thankful for everything....I find that to be a gigantic load of poppy cock and their excuses for "needing" to go Black Friday shopping suck harder then a whore in a wind tunnel. I Shall refer to these people as the Black Friday Shoppers....While these people are making lines out of their tents in parking lots, "Normal" people such as myself and many other people shall be sleeping and having a normal body clock instead of insanely disrupting it by waking up early to drive to these stores or sleeping in a parking lot. I have no intention of going Black Friday shopping nor will I ever have the intention, the last thing I want to do is be the witness of two shoppers brawling over the 2 for 1 socks that everyone missed and seem to be going gaga over. So in conclusion to this, I guess people who say their thankful for everything they have, aren't that thankful for everything if they have the oh so much desired urge to shop for more items on this day of sales. Have fun to all of those out there, Remember to lock your car doors cause there will be that person crazy enough to steal the roll of quilted toilet paper you purchased.
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